VIRTUAL POETS SOCIETY CHALLENGE, MAY 2005


The original invitation to write:
Hello, Virtual Poets,

My friend's business, Leepfrog Technologies, is having its ten year anniversary this week. His philosophy has always been, "as soon as it's no longer fun to run or work in this company, It's time to get out."

He's having a celebration later this week, and is sending out invitation cards to his employees tomorrow. A company he hired to make the cards came up with a good Shakespear quote for the inside, but got too artsy and irrelevant when they tried to write the haiku for the outside. Why does my friend want haiku? I dunno.

He came to me looking for a haiku or three for this invite cover -- something with a more casual feel to it, and less of the artsy-poseur style. With the words "no style" in mind, I immediately figured I'd write to a few of the virtual poets, in case you hadn't fully exorcised the haiku bug you shared recently.

His company's site is at www.leepfrog.com, and his original slogan for the company was, "We do internet stuff." If you're inspired today, great, though I realize some might think it's heretical to apply a VPS challenge towards practical ends. I'm sure it won't become a habit.

Thanks,

-Ken

The replies came in, and I wrote back again:

Virtual Poets,

Thank you very much for writing, well, anything on such short notice. I passed everything along to Leepfrog's owner as I received it, possibly dooming our friendship. I did warn him that VPS poets often write by mottos such as "Quantity over quality" and sometimes "Haste in all things poetry".

To that end, punching 'send' with barely the courtesy of waiting to receive the challenge, wrote Virtual Poet Stacia Roesler:


Lo, these ten years past

give cause for celebration:

all fun, all the time

________________________________________

Ten fun years later

Internet stuff still being done

So let's celebrate

________________________________

We survive, not they;

other dot coms gone away.

Hail our excellence!

____________________________________

Still fun to work here

No such thing as too much fun

More fun is needed

_________________________________________

Other dot coms gone

but here we're all still employed

So let's celebrate

________________________________________

Morose folks, leave us:

Within this place we have fun

And have for ten years.


Well and quickly writ, Stacia. Thank you.

Moments later Virtual Poet Martha Cowley chimed in with a bit of Irish haiku:


There once was a poet from Iowa

who requests of our brains: an iota

of wit and virtuosity

on Monday - quite a curiosity

3 verses, he claims is his quota...


Oooh Haiku and not limerick...dang Take 2


Before Internet

time spent watching paint peeling

My how time flies.


...and moments later, an addendum:

If only for the second line we could steal the (undoubtedly copyrighted) motto of Frog's Leap Winery:


"Time's fun when you're having flies"


mmmmmmm......can we? Maybe it would be OK, if you served Frog's Leap wine at the celebration.

(great wine, great website: http://www.frogsleap.com)

Mabe something like....


At Leepfrog we say

"Time's fun when you're having flies";

We've had lotsa flies.


Leepfrog's owner is familiar with Frogsleap wine -- he received a bottle of it, once, because of the theme. He's not really wild about the stuff. But you can bet if there's one thing he has in common with Frogsleap's owner, it's that, together, they've probably gotten more frog-related crap on birthdays and holidays than pretty much anyone except maybe Jim Henson.

Virtual Poet Pat Welsch took the meta-haiku approach. But he got points in my mind for invoking Shakespear, which is to appear on the inside of the invite. Actually, I can't say for sure, but I think the 'party' the employees are going to includes a group attendance of an outdoor play at the local Shakespear theatre -- Taming of The Shrew this year.


Abandon Shakespear's

Iambic pentameter;

I can't count that high.


A classless haiku

While painful in it's three lines,

Will be over soon.


Virtual Poet Wynn Klosky kept it short and sweet:

Here's one that looks like it has recently been poorly translated:


Ten years on the Web:

A frog offers solutions.

This isn't child's play!


Wish I had some time to devote to this, but is in keeping with VP tradition to shoot from the hip...

Peace, VP Wynn


How true! Ironically, Virtual Poet Wynn excels at keeping it real.

VP Martha then wrote in one last time:


Party time when?

inside the invitation

open it you will


Sorry - had to watch Star Wars Attack of the Clones. My daughter likes the "little green bouncy man."


Wine, song and laughter

celebration for summer

no sunblock needed


or


Wine, song and laughter

celebration for summer

bring your own beer mug


(irreverent and cheap perhaps? Ken - you didn't provide a lot of details)

I'm hanging up my pen.

- Martha


I think the wine and beer references made this her best effort yet.

Virtual Poet Founder Dave Welsch I think possibly nailed the spirit of what Lee was looking for with a bit of haiku that was markedly self-depricating (for Leepfrog, not for him):


Out here at Leepfrog

We do internet stuff. And

We support the arts.


Ten years of "Leepfrog."

In all that time, no one has

Questioned our spelling?


Leepfrog presents a

List of our famous clients:

Oops, haiku is done.


Leepfrog Internet:

Great service, and just a touch

Of whimsey. Ribbet.


Dave


By the way, Lee Page Brintle is the name of the owner. He named the company, sort of after himself. I'd bet a lot of his new hires don't make that connection, though.

VP Martha, put in this last minute effort:


Okay I will realy quit -just one more...


10 years in making

Electronic Artistry

one night to party


My own submission in the name of the Virtual Poets Society was:

Want to say you are

Number one resource. But how

Extremely cliche.


Leepfrog's rivals who

Fault our lack of decorum

Envy our workplace


Our wealth of knowledge

May only be challenged by

Wikipedia


Our merriment we

Fittingly commemorate

With William Shakespear ...


To shamelessly adapt an old Henny Youngman line: If a good poem is rare these days, then that was well done indeed.

Thanks again, everyone, for writing back so quickly. I'll let you know whether Lee used any or, unlikely, all of your efforts.

Virtual Poet Ken Welsch

But wait! The next day, there was more in my inbox:

Again, from Virtual Poet Stacia Roesler:

Oh sure, NOW you tell us about Taming of the Shrew!!!

Frog's Leap wine is LOVELY. Since I must now question the owner's taste in wines, I have another entry with a suitably ambiguous last line:


Made it through 10 years!

Join us for Swill and Shakespeare;

one will be tasteful.


From Virtual Poet DaveWelsch:

ken welsh wrote:

> > By the way, Lee Page Brintle is the name of the owner. He named the
> company, sort of after himself. I'd bet a lot of his new hires
> don't know his middle name, and don't make that connection.
>
>

In the (clearly already demonstrated) Virtual Poet spirit of not knowing when to quit, even in the face of explicit statements like "We're done now. Submissions no longer accepted. Stop. Go away!", here's one more in light of the above-mentioned fact ("Why didn't you list that among our assets!?"):


With ten years' hindsight,

"Leepfrog" was a right good choice:

"Leepbrintle" don't work.


Dave


And again:

One last note: betcha

"Haste in all things poetry"

Sounds great in Latin.